Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Dark Diz



Vintage Disneyland character costumes were the fabric of nightmares 




Disney's Wild Wilderness was a disgusting, murderous fraud. The lemmings were brutally forced to leap into the water, never a natural behavior, in an on-camera, bloody attempt to prove a myth, just to please uncle Walt and make a buck from children off of a cheap flick.
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp


Remember the Stepford Wives character "Diz"? 
He was the mad spawn of Disney animatronics, brainchild of Stepford robot-bimbos.



The Dark Side of Disney by Leonard Kinsey. 2011. 158 pp.
http://www.imaginerding.com/2011/10/dark-side-of-disney-book-review.htmlSubtitled the Anarchist Cookbook of Disney Travel Guides, the Dark Side of Disney truly takes you where no other guide dares to go and dares you to go places you've never been. While reading The Dark Side, I was reminded of a quote that I am paraphrasing from Morris Day and the Time's seminal work, Jungle Love:
This book ain't for everyone, just the sexy folk!
Surprisingly, Kinsey offers fairly sage advice considering the types of activities that the book discusses. He wants you to have fun visiting Walt Disney World, but he also wants you to be smart. Kinsey elucidates on some semi-nefarious things to do at Walt Disney World while reminding you that certain things can get you permanently banned from property.

Caveat lector!

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