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It's sleek, it's svelte, and it will make your wrist look a mile long. It even redefines the concept of little black box with its glide-to-reveal top lid. The iWatch 2 has all of the classic features of the iWatch: WiFi and Bluetooth compatibility; an integrated RSS reader; 32 GB of memory; an LCD projector for photo slideshows on iPhones and iPads; a weather forecasting system; and a frontal face camera. New circus acts of the 2.0 include: a polycarbonate main body; aluminum chassis; Kevlar insert; and 5 snazzy color choices for the rubberized band.
OVER 25 YEARS of EXPERIENCE!
Dale began working for Skulls Unlimited in November 2001. Dale serves as the Master Flenser and Brain-remover Technician. Dale is the first step in cleaning or preparing any specimen at Skulls Unlimited.
On a bad hair day, you might wear a wig. Now, on a bad face day, you can wear a REALFACE. REALFACE is a 3DPF--three-dimensional photo form--that elevates the powers of standard 3D printing, and combines them with 3D modeling.
Swallowable Parfum is a capsule that, when ingested, releases perfumed scents through its host's pores. So instead of spritzing dewy showers of juniper and orange blossom onto your body, you'll be able to sweat aromatic beads of the sweet blooms out of it. When a perfume pill is digested, it will excrete its fragrance molecules through the skin as by-products during perspiration, creating a pleasing, odiferous aura around its swallower.
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Looking cool by lamplight
Looking cool by lamplight
Skinned Cod Fish Lights
Talk about lighting that makes a statement and sets a mood: Skinned cod fish, or Uggi, lights. The skins are cleaned by hand. The fish measure anywhere from 28 to 39 inches after allowing them to dry and shape against molds. The process takes up to 3 weeks.
Item # 30-000601
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What the WTF Amazon?! You're in the weapons trade now? These costume-y looking hand claws have real blades of razor-sharp, 8.75-inch, 440C stainless steel, which make them exponentially and disturbingly more portentous than actual claws. The best--meaning the worst--part is that the claw secures quickly and easily to your hand with a simple Velcro wristband. Even a child could use it!
Bulletproof Vest For Sale
Bulletproof Vest Level II with trauma Plate :
Full coverage for the male body; abundant front, back, and complete side protection is what this classic bullet proof vest is all about. Made of Kevlar ® or Twarron ® t his lightweight bullet proof vest offers the comfort you demand while affording the protection you require. Providing full coverage protection, this classic design utilizes a front-to-back wrap with a butt fit. It utilizes curved lines and tapered edges to alleviate "pressure points" that can cause chaffing. This advanced construction results in a bulletproof vest that is anatomically correct and comfortable to wear for extended periods. Available in machine washable, poly-cotton removable carriers. Comes in black, navy, tan, and white.
Also included: a metal plate to protect the heart from blunt trauma.
$20,000 House Cat
It's about the size of an ocelot, and weighs 30 freakin' pounds. What you will be doing: walking it on a leash; calling it by name...and eating your hat when it responds; playing fetch with it; and praying to God it comes litter box trained, because if a cat the size of your 6-year-old nephew whizzes in your house, the toxins and suffocating ammonia stench from that little accident is going to require you to tear the house down and start over.
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