Ahoy all Barnacle Belindas,
In order to make your salty lives more complete, you do not need a man. Trust me on this.
Just remember, many years ago, all of those really, really hot "blind dates" you had whenever the fleet was in?
During WWII, over 7 million men passed through Honolulu on their way to fight in the South Pacific. Here, sailors line up to date (3 minutes max. each) ladies on the Hotel Street assembly line.
Well, guess what? Those Popeye-the-Sailor-Boys have matured, and have been promoted...
Yes, Miss Olive Oil, you need a Sea Captain in your life.
The link, below, is to the website that you have all been patiently waiting for all of these long years. Now you too can have your life magically fulfilled once again. Be sure to ask about their Try-Before-You-Buy and Lease-With-Options Plans, and generous No-Return Policy.
Avast ye hearties.